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June 6, 2010, 11:40
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REDAKTIONEN har nu under en längre tid inventerat sitt digra grammofonarkiv. Mycket obskyr (konstig skit för Er som har jobbigt med svåra ord) och skön bortglömd musik har dammats av. I yngre Bajenkretsar kan det vara kul kuriosa (konstig skit för Er som har jobbigt med svåra ord) att veta att det för många år sedan gjordes ett halvdant försök att köra Sex Pistols på E1 (nuvarande sektion J-K). Tyvärr föll det på att alltför många inte kunde lära sig alla svåra ord.

Här har ni den. Med text och allt.

Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn’t fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
There was fuck all else to do

The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he’d play
On his fuckin’ organ

The first mate’s name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus – Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin’ nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus – Ahoy! Jimmy! – Chorus

The Captain’s wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found ‘er sexual quarters

Repeat Chorus to fade.

REDAKTIONEN vill upplysa läsarna att detta inlägg sponsrades av våra vänner på HULIGANPÄRON i ett initiativ att hjälpa Bajens alla dyslektiker där grundskolan svek.


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