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August 14, 2010, 10:45
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REDAKTIONEN counted to infinity – twice.

.. REDAKTIONEN is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

.. REDAKTIONEN can slam a revolving door.

..Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears REDAKTIONEN pajamas.

.. REDAKTIONEN can touch MC Hammer

.. REDAKTIONEN once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

REDAKTIONEN destroyed the periodic table, because REDAKTIONEN only recognizes the element of surprise.

REDAKTIONEN can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

..They once made a REDAKTIONEN toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

REDAKTIONEN can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

REDAKTIONEN can divide by zero

.. REDAKTIONEN doesn’t wear a watch. We decides what time it is.

..There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals REDAKTIONEN allows to live.

REDAKTIONEN knows the last digit of pi.

..When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for REDAKTIONEN.

.. REDAKTIONEN played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

.. REDAKTIONEN ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

..The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs REDAKTIONEN.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long
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.Google won’t search for REDAKTIONEN because it knows you don’t find REDAKTIONEN, we finds you.

REDAKTIONEN once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made us blink.

..If you spell REDAKTIONEN in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

..When REDAKTIONEN does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

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Nu har ni gjort chuck norris sur, det skulle ni inte ha gjort…

Comment by Berit

Hur i helvete vågar ni ta cred för det som gör chuck norris bäst? Jag hoppas han kommer hit och gör er illa

Comment by Galna Bettan

Big up the REDAKTIONEN… OI OI

Comment by Hackney Hardcore

Episkt. Tidlöst.

Comment by HFB

When REDAKTIONEN takes a swim in the ocean they dont get wet, Its the ocean that gets REDAKTIONEN.

Comment by Slödder

Before God created the universe he asked REDAKTIONEN for premission to do so.

Hail REDAKTIONEN!

Comment by E. Mike

REDAKTIONEN dosent masturebate REDAKTIONEN rapes his hand

Comment by HP

Vatten kokar snabbare om REDAKTIONEN ser på.

Comment by Eleganten




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